Welcome to the new version of my home on the web! I am Scott Broadway, a junior Industrial Engineering major at the University of Central Florida. This page is devoted to me, my friends, and the stuff I like. Have a look around, and please come back soon!

April 3, Y2K - Just got back from a great weekend with my girlfriend and her parents...lots of fun! Danced to YMCA at a wedding reception where I knew absolutely no one!

and Items - 04/03/Y2K

My Resume for y2k - For employers out there looking for a part-time Industrial Engineering intern or co-op student.

New Poetry - To Cinderella. You know who you are. :-)

New Jokes - Three new ones to tickle your fancy.

New Feminist Quote - Kinda cute...hehehe...I just called feminism "cute"... :-)

Read the latest news about me... or view my schedule at Visto.com and enter my username -- "sbroadway" -- with no password.

Disclaimer

I just launched this site revamp, call it "Version 2.0" if you will. I am really happy with the design, and it will make it much easier to add lots of things to my page. Right now, I only have limited stuff on here, but I will start posting pictures as soon as I can spend time with my scanner and Photoshop. Enjoy, and come back soon to enjoy all the new goodies! Also, not all stuff on this site is suitable for younger surfers (especially jokes and comics), so please be aware.

Index - Everything on this site

About Me - General info about who I am

News - the latest in my life

My Computer - a shrine to my computer...my most valuable possession

My Resume - Brand new for Y2K...please check me out!

Documents

Kurt Vonnegut Paper - 12th grade term paper about Slaughterhouse-Five and Cat's Cradle

Franz Kafka Paper - College Composition II Honors paper on Kafka's short fiction and how it relates to his experience through his journals

Salutatory Address - One of my crowning achievements. June 4, 1998.

Poetry - Nothing here yet, but I will put something here...

Image Gallery - the whole thing is incomplete right now

Me and My Family - some stuff here

Friends

Drum Corps

Pictures from My Travels

Apocrypha

Graphic Design and Humor

Humor

Jokes - Jokes I have collected

Morale Posters - An ironic twist on corporate motivational aides

Comics - Black Humor comics...beware

Useless Facts - coming soon

Drum Corps Jokes - coming soon

Revisionism - A satirical view of revisionist history

Feminism - humor for women about male stupidity

Useful Stuff

Quotations - my all-time favorite quotes. A large, quality collection. Humorous as well as meaningful

Love - nifty stuff for hopeless romantics out there (like me)

The Prince of Egypt - Lyrics to Dreamworks Pictures' The Prince of Egypt

Inspirational - coming soon...

Lyrics to Live By - Lyrics to some of my favorite songs

Roller Coasters - An engineering design project from Spring 1999

Links - coming soon

Contact Me - Form Email